You're my little dorito
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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