Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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