so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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