Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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