come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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