I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
