repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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