Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That accounts for only three of the penises
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
