saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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