youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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