Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize