I'm lost and stupid without you.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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