Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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