im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she peed on how many people?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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