Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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