no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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