That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
