if i can run in heels then i can drive
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I want her autograph on my taint
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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