Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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