my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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