they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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