I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Why can't burritos get me drunk
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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