Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Are we still banned from the library?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
