I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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