She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Houston, we have a squirter
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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