where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just want nice things and good sex
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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