He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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