just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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