All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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