It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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