scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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