he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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