My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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