if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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