well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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