I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't turn off my feet"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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