dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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