Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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