I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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