Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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