what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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