Do vagina's smell?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
