can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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