I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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