Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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