Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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