Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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