You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
