therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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