hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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