I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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