How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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