ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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