happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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