Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
do herpes really smell.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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