I don't think brook has ever known best
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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