this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he fucked my hip out of place.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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