butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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