actually, I'm a sock model
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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